devil may cry

An incredible PS2 game where you control Dante Sparda, a half-human and half-demon devil hunter. He carries around a huge sword and twin pistols called Ebony and Ivory. The game is unbelievable beause of it's sweet combination of run n' gun and hack n' slash combat. Plus Dante utters some classic one liners.

Arius - I was supposed to be king!
Dante- Oh yeah? Here's your crown
*fires a bullet into Arius' skull*

-From Devil May Cry 2

by jizzcock April 02, 2004

bodacious beef bazooka

A wiener that can plaster women against walls a la Scary Movie.

I will put your eye out with one blast of my bodacious beef bazooka.

by Jizzcock January 15, 2004

office space

Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.

I just watched Office Space last night. I love that fucking movie.

by jizzcock June 18, 2003

clam hat

Another term for the clitoris.

I got Mary off by rubbing her clam hat.

by jizzcock May 09, 2003

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.

After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.

by jizzcock May 14, 2003

caq

same as cock.

She sucked my caq.

by jizzcock June 18, 2003

custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003