9 definitions by jizzcock

custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003

devil may cry

An incredible PS2 game where you control Dante Sparda, a half-human and half-demon devil hunter. He carries around a huge sword and twin pistols called Ebony and Ivory. The game is unbelievable beause of it's sweet combination of run n' gun and hack n' slash combat. Plus Dante utters some classic one liners.

Arius - I was supposed to be king!
Dante- Oh yeah? Here's your crown
*fires a bullet into Arius' skull*

-From Devil May Cry 2

by jizzcock April 3, 2004

caq

same as cock.

She sucked my caq.

by jizzcock June 18, 2003

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.

After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.

by jizzcock May 14, 2003

clam hat

Another term for the clitoris.

I got Mary off by rubbing her clam hat.

by jizzcock May 10, 2003

bodacious beef bazooka

A wiener that can plaster women against walls a la Scary Movie.

I will put your eye out with one blast of my bodacious beef bazooka.

by jizzcock January 16, 2004

cambiocorsa

A new transmission offered on lots of higher end sports cars like the Aston Martin Vanquish, all the new Ferraris, Maseratis, And some of the new Audis might get it. Literally means "race change" in Italian. Basically it's like an F-1 transmission where you upshift and downshift with paddles located behind the steering wheel but without the use of a clutch, allowing for faster acceleration with the control of a manual transmission. It's one of the coolest new innovations in the world of cars.

I fucking tore up the streets in that Maserati cambiocorsa bitch.

by jizzcock January 18, 2004