noodled

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

by Laura May 26, 2004

Noodled

intoxication at a level only achieved through smashing it hard.

i got noodled with nobby!

by whipinator December 4, 2010

noodge

Someone who will not go anywhere fun, or do anything fun and, in general, rejects all fun things. He or she prefers to sit home.

Mom: Dad, lets go on a trip! Dad: No. Mom: You're being a noodge.

by tiredofALWAYSmakingtheplans September 11, 2011

noodled

a term for when a girl gets fingered.

dude, i totally noodled that girl last night!

by nametag68 May 13, 2005

Noodled

The act of getting demoted twice. Wears a razer headset and complains everyday. You'd be considered Noodled

"I just got noodled for spreading noods"
"The act of getting

by noodle gay April 1, 2016

Pool noodled

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.

Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!

by PostMacone May 22, 2018

Noodled

Verb - When your girlfriend has had too much to drink and can't stand up.

I had to throw my chick on my shoulder and carry her up the stairs cause she noodled on me.

by I spit Urban fire February 28, 2009