NOFTS

none of that shit
When you know that excuse is bullshit?
when something is blatantly false
Used as a reply to a statement that obviously is false

Friend 1: I was going to the store to buy groceries
Friend 2: NOFTS! I know you're just going to buy some...
condoms

by mclovino February 24, 2011

Nofig

Short way of saying "Not one fuck is given"; not having a care in the world.

Katy: "Hey, did you hear about the US troops landing in Syria?"
Christina: "Nofig!"

by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013

Dirk Nowitzki

NBA player that just took his talents to South Beach and um, beat the Miami Heat.

Dirk Nowitzki showed up to the Finals while LeBron did not

by personwhotypesonud June 13, 2011

Noits

The word nice pronounced with an Australian accent. Usually said in a drawn out manner

That's a noooits croc right there!

OR

Friend- 'Yo we won the tounament'

You- 'Noits'

by Jamean Noits September 5, 2010

Nafithehusky

the neuturality of a furry. The hallmark of gayness

Hey that fucking nigger alex fucked a normie Nafithehusky

by Therapmasterrapist November 1, 2017

Noita'd

When you quickly died from some unpredictable bullshit

Damn, I just got Noita'd by an enemy attacking me at mach 9

by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021

Kyle Norito

He is my fav Asian friend (miss u my g)
Song: Kyle Norito we love you you had no teeth and u had a bit of poo

Wow look other the it is Kyle Norito

by Kyle Norito sisters dogs May 18, 2020