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No you

Godlike comeback. If you pull this you are immortal
Doctor:sir you have cancer and will die in ten seconds
Me:no you
Doctor:gang gang*dies*
by Hamburher January 6, 2020
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A saying that is overused and is still to this day, injecting cancer into every 13 year old boy verbally. This saying is taking over the fucking world
Hey Everyone! Bob has a boner!”

Bob- “No you”
by A_Gamer-Boii December 15, 2018
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A "comeback" you use when you're too trash and uncreative to make a roast.

But wait! There's more. The autistic version of this saying would be "no u".

There are quite a few variants of this fucking retarded saying:
"I know you are but what am I"
"You are too"
"So are you"
"You are what you called me"
"That's what you are too"
"*literally copy what they said*"
"You are *insert what they said* too"
And for a bonus, show off how angry you really are by putting a smiley. Show you are also angry (but not as angry lmao) by putting an angry face. Don't put emojis, fuckface.

See? I came up with those easily. Next time you get in a fight, don't say shit like this. It only makes you closer to defeat.
"Rabbits are shit"
"No you"
"Says the one who isn't creative enough to say that"
by PI55 September 29, 2018
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A word used by middle school nerds that think they are cool and trying to roast others from their roasts.
"Your stupid!"
"No you"
by __________Your_-_-----Mom December 17, 2018
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Jim: your gay
Me: No you
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girl: no shit
boy: no you
girl: *shocked*
boy: 😉
by yeye178 November 17, 2019
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Once upon a time, there was a mean man named... Bob. Bob was rude to every one. one person in particular is named... Jim. one time Bob was insulting Jim and here is how it went...
*Bob* noob you should go home and drink dog waters!
*Jim*(smiles)
*Bob*w..w..what?
*Jim*so sad you are going to die of Ligma

*Bob*w...w...whats...l...Ligma
*Jim*...
*god* ligma balls
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob*...
*Bob* No...You
!EVERYTHING DIES!

No you is god
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