no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".

Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"

by Invulnerableme December 5, 2008

You first

Something insecure males will say to a female once they have agree to trade nudes online, usually through the Kik app, texting, or even Facebook. Commonly used because the male is too afraid to reveal his penis size, or plans to receive nudes from a female and not send any in return.

Girl: Send me a pic

Boy: You first (;

by Chek1220 May 17, 2015

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel

"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

by denkifuro March 26, 2012

If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 13, 2004

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 18, 2019

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 18, 2023