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The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".



Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"
by Invulnerableme December 04, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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