netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

by QuietDean April 25, 2005

netard

Someone who believes anything they read on the internet like a total fucking idiot.

Nicole spends all her time looking up 2012 bullshit on the internet and just believes everything, even when these new-found beliefs blatantly contradict one another. What a fucking netard.

by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011

Neztard

A walking W

A guy who never misses

Neztard

by Neztard fan March 8, 2021

nertarded

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009

Newtard

A newtard is that new colleague who thinks they know it all, but much to their dismay, end up being humbled by their seniors.

A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.

I tried to teach Amanda how to read the inventory report, but she acted like a newtard and blew me off.

by Big Poppa Peaches August 31, 2013

Neetard

A retard trying to appear the national elegibility cum entrance test or NEET for short. A neetard doesn't usually study,they just go through memes and other useless things, hoping they could pull it of on the last day(day before exam) which eventually leads them to failure and taking a drop

See, a neetard is taking a drop, i wonder if he will survive this time around

by Asura007 May 16, 2023

Nemmtard

A retard who's apart of the TDI fan base and ships Emma and Noah.

Mira: Some person who was attacking me earlier for shipping Noah with someone else was SO DUMB
Kenzie: What a nemmtard

by Sidewalkpills January 28, 2024