benign neglect 

A method of parenting school-age children in which you leave them the fuck alone unless they need you for something. The exact opposite of a helicopter parent.

I let my children work out their own disagreements unless they start hitting each other. I'm a big advocate of benign neglect.

benign neglect by ViviWannabe May 27, 2016

child neglect mullet 

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

child neglect mullet by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013

never neglect the balls

Whilst giving a blowjob / hand job, one should NEVER neglect the balls. Neglecting the balls can be very dissatisfying for a male.

Man 1: "Man, she was the worst blowjob I've ever had"

Man 2: "Why's that?"

Man 1: "She neglected the balls dude..."

Man 2: "OOOOO, I feel for you brother. Never neglect the balls"

never neglect the balls by SevenDwarfs434 January 15, 2014

smell of neglect

a term used to insult someone with shit hygeine,bad grooming ,long grotty hair or who wears shabby clothinghippy.often used as a humourous comment more so than an actual insult,or when insulting a person who is actually considerably middle class yuppie just to piss them off.

angry kid:damn,boay!you smell of neglect!go get yourself a . haircut and some real shoes.

shabby kid:be nice!

or

rich kid:my parents just got me a whole entertainment center!

angry kid:ewwww!smell of neglect off you!

rich kid:huh?what the fuck!!!be nice!

smell of neglect by spoonbadger December 19, 2006

spousal neglect 

When your husband/wife will not feed you or keep you warm knowing that you are cold as hell at the moment !!

Don’t Get You A Chynia cause she won’t feed you and will push you away if you are cold at the moment now that’s spousal neglect.

spousal neglect by Spousal Neglect January 8, 2021

Snail Neglect 

Snail slime has become increasingly popular as a treatment for wrinkles. It is believed that the slime possesses anti-wrinkle properties though whether this is true is sorely debated. Day in day out, snails that would go about minding their own business, terrorising lettuces and meaning no harm to us, are abused and neglected for their slime. This sort of treatment must stop. If you are against snail abuse and neglection text SNAIL to 07842 (texts cost £2) or donate £30 today to bring snail abusers to justice. We have rights so do they. Eventually, we should get around to stopping the French eating them, stopping kids throwing them at walls for pleasure, but for now we feel this is the ultimate issue. Snail slime is not needed when we can all age gracefully.

Thank you.

"STOP SNAIL NEGLECT"

Snail Neglect by Aredhel January 24, 2013

the neglect look 

When you wear black dress shoes instead of wearing gay white reebok's so that The Boys wont make fun of you.

"Danny, don't wear those white Reebok's, they'll make fun of you for wearing THOSE. Here, wear these black dress shoes. They're cool."
"Uh, no thanks."
" Come on, its the neglect look.

the neglect look by Sidenote October 9, 2006