mantonelli

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

by drewcus September 22, 2012

Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab

Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock

by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021

mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

dark mantonio

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.

Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.

by Mark Dantonio's dark mantonio December 4, 2011

mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!

I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous

by scousegaz December 8, 2009

muntanga

Short for "mukhang tanga" in tagalog
You say it to someone looking dumb/ridiculous for doing or saying something especially when they do it just for attention

*a 30-year old man doing a tiktok challenge*
*Harry Roque dancing on tiktok*
Me: muntanga amp

by CyanicalF May 7, 2021

French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015