Mumpkin

The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.

Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

by Donny D (D=Down Syndrome) November 14, 2011

mumpkin

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin

by mumpkin lover April 8, 2004

murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003

mumching

It is a bet. What you do, is you go to a restaurant with your friends and order food. Then, you switch your order with one of your friends. You each place a random object in the other persons food, and then return it to the original owner. They must eat it without knowing what you put in it. Then you guess on what they put in your food, and each person submits a predetermined amount of money into a pot. The closest guess is the winner.

dude, lets go to Burger King and do some mumching!

by Johnny Bifuddwinkle March 29, 2007

murphing it

Characterized by victory in all manners. Causing others to fail by engrossed intimidation. Winning at ping pong. Winning in good looks. Winning in running. Winning in life. Winning

Taylor - "Did you see Whitney beat that ass against Wiwat at ping pong?"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"

by MMurphyxxl32 April 16, 2014

murph, murphed, murphing

to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes

The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

murphing

A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.

"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."

by owb_boys August 14, 2008