monopoly

Used to cover openly talking about attending a party with large amounts of alcohol.

You ready to go play some monopoly Friday Jamie?

by Acassa Beer April 16, 2008

monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

by ross March 5, 2004

monopoly

it's what you tell your mom your doing at your boyfriend or girlfriends house when she calls

(cell rings)
You: Damn, it's my mom (answers cell angrily) What?
Mom: what are you up to?
You: uh..playing monopoly
Mom: ok, i'll talk to you in the morning (hangs up)
Your Boy/girlfriend: Dude you just lied to your mom
You: I know, so shut up and bang me

by i.think.your.hot.you.think.i'm. hot.so.bang.me December 29, 2008

monopoly

a board game that is fun to play when your bored rigid out of your skull and ready to stab anyone that annoys you...of if its a rainy day

person 1:do you want to play monopoly?

person 2:i want to be the dog i never get to be the dog!

by crowie July 31, 2006

monopoly

(1). Microsoft Corporation
(2). Microsoft Corporation's operating system, Windows

The only people who support monopoly are those who work for one or have been bought out by one!

by boarder8925 September 11, 2003

monopoly

expression used by high school dropouts to describe something of extreme coolness.

Fuck dude, that shits monopoly.

by baylie April 12, 2008

monopoly

A game played by Aaron as a kid. Sometime referred to as Mono-Poly.

Doug says my son wanted to play Mono - Poly. He then said it was a production day.

by phil March 15, 2005