noodlenightmare's definitions

turkey dinner

having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.

wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.

lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.

by noodlenightmare November 3, 2010

monopoly

when a male covers the receiving partner in cum so that wherever she puts her hands, she lands in cum.

Man #1: hey, i heard you and your girl played monopoly yesterday.
Man #2: yeah and she sent me straight to jail...

by noodlenightmare November 21, 2010

chicken nugget

Any form of sex followed by the receiving partner getting covered in cum and barbeque sauce.

friend #1: hey man, i heard you gave your girlfriend a chicken nugget yesterday.

friend #2: hell yeah, she took it better than a Macdon's drive thru.

by noodlenightmare November 3, 2010