monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

Mokology

This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.

Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?

Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.

Bro 1: What course do you want to take?

Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.

Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.

by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020

monolog

One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.

His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues is about breaking down boundaries and loving everything about yourself. Its a play about female self esteem. If you have a vagina, you HAVE to see this play. If you don't have a vagina, you should still see the play, be but warned - there is no way, unless you used to have a vagina, that you will understand everything.

Vagina Monologues = what comes out when you scream "VAGINA" in a theater 30 times with 500 other people

by KeepAnOpenMind February 28, 2005

Vagina Monologues

Pussycat Pooki twat Powderbox Poochie Poopi Peepe Poopelu Poonani Pal Piche Toadie Dee dee Nishi Dignity Monkey Box Coochi Snorcher Cooter Labbe Gladys Seagelman VA Wee wee Fi Fi Horespot Nappy Dugout Mongo Mooky Pajama Tamale Tottita Connie Mimi Knish Schmende cunt

What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.

She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"

by george February 22, 2003

MOJOLOGY

1) The excessive use of sex terms while speaking.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.

EXAMPLE 1:
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.

by mojologist May 6, 2009