Jose Mourinho

He is Jose Mourinho

I am Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho

by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

lucas moura

The one and only, Lucas moura

King to spurs fans

Here's dele alli, here's Lucas moura, OH THEY'VE DONE IT!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! LUCAS MOURA WITH THE LAST KICK OF THE GAME!!! THE AJAX PLAYERS COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND. JERMAINE JENAS IS SPEECHLESS, ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS

by spurscoys November 5, 2019

Mourn Hub

A nickname for a funeral home

A: Got any plans tomorrow?
B: No... Well... I'll be going to my dad's funeral at the Mourn Hub.

A: Aw, man, I'm sorry about that. If you're feeling mourny, give me a call, I know someone you might like.

by haha_Lost Boys January 21, 2019

Mourning wood

Why would you search this in urban dictionary?

A Terraria boss lol

Hey Mike you are a Mourning wood

by Sir. Get Nebwed December 3, 2019

Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr invented the Mohr's Circle, used in engineering to find maximum stress or strain.

He is also a comedian accused of stealing other people's jokes (but the Mohr's circle is 100% his)

A funny joke-thief had a profound impact on mechanical engineering. Jay Mohr is all that and more!!

by Angelino August 8, 2007

Alonso and tracy mourning

Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.

Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...

by Handlemycak October 26, 2018

mourning wood

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake

Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006