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When a man's penis becomes erect due to the process of mourning or grieving.
It was difficult for Frank's family to ignore his mourning wood as he gave the eulogy, especially since it was so close to the casket.
by Phreak9mm October 14, 2014
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When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
by Acronomicon March 06, 2014
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When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.
Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
by Hoochiecaca August 30, 2011
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Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 30, 2010
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n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.
I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 09, 2010
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