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Mogurt
Mogurt by Two-Forty2 May 1, 2022
Magurt
an all purpose word, used in any phrase in any context. can be used as verb, adjective, adverb, noun, pronoun. It is also useful for talking in code. you may replace the word " magurt" with any word you would like to keep private.
Verb uses: "stop magurting me. " (stop bothering me )
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )
Adjective uses: "That girl is magurt." (that girl is exceptionally attractive )
" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)
Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)
Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )
Adjective uses: "That girl is magurt." (that girl is exceptionally attractive )
" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)
Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)
Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)
Magurt by Thomas georgebetter July 7, 2006
Dirt McGurt’l
That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.
Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.
Dirt McGurt’l by BM1979 June 30, 2020
Durt McGurt
Durt McGurt by Durtcake July 7, 2009
mogart
mogart by thewizard1 January 7, 2016
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