mogurt

As in "man-yogurt". The combination of body oil, sweat, fromunda cheese, and Gold Bond Medicated Powder, found in and around the undercarriage of an obese male.

Josh went to be beach again and left mogurt on my couch.

by lawboy October 4, 2013

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Mogurt

This word is a mere combination of two words. The first being, "man." The second being, "yogurt." Put them together and you get mogurt. This is simply semen. Semen is the white gooey substance that secretes from a man's penis during ejaculation.

I shot mogurt all over her lower back.

by tim jism March 2, 2005

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Mogurt

A combination of the word Mog (cat) and Yogurt. An endearing term for your cat that's fun to say.

"Who's my lovely little Mogurt"
Or "How's my Mogurt Yogurt doing?"

by Two-Forty2 May 1, 2022

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Magurt

an all purpose word, used in any phrase in any context. can be used as verb, adjective, adverb, noun, pronoun. It is also useful for talking in code. you may replace the word " magurt" with any word you would like to keep private.

Verb uses: "stop magurting me. " (stop bothering me )
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )

Adjective uses: "That girl is magurt." (that girl is exceptionally attractive )
" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)

Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)

Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)

by Thomas georgebetter July 7, 2006

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Dirt McGurt’l

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.

Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.

by BM1979 June 30, 2020

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