mitoia

smart, bad ass , nice great friend cute one of a kind. one person that is self made. kind, loyal , ride or die type

mitoia is the best she is a great and loyal friend.

by mitoia October 25, 2017

Hot Mitzvah

Typically 13 years after your Bat Mitzvah, or sometime in your 20s, when you're hot you can have a celebration. Typically at 13 you are ugly and awkward.

I was chubby and awkward at my Bat Mitzvah, so now I'm having a Hot Mitzvah

by Theta's Chi July 1, 2015

Mitzies

A type of extasy that will make your eyes bulge and your chin swing like Catholic priest in Sunday school.

What you boshin the night chi? Mitzies marra, I’m gonna be hanging on to me bollocks in 5 ye feckin blinder.

by BunglerDoonSooth November 9, 2018

Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

shit-mitzvahed

getting shitfaced at a bar or bat-mitzvah

Toby: How was the bat-mitzvah?
Adam: Awesome, I got shit-mitzvahed and hooked up with a 13 year old.

by Ollie (IGR) March 28, 2009

The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!

The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009