Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.
Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.
by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021
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Missus Corbett

A sexual position where a woman starts in the reverse cowgirl position and then rolls her torso back until laying against the man's chest. This allows him to reach around and massage her and has a good angle for him and her.
Dude 1: 'My lady and were getting busy and she reverse cowgirled me!'
Dude 2: 'Dude, did you roll her back into a Missus Corbett? Its awesome!'
Dude 1: 'YES, Sir!'
by AMansMan March 09, 2011
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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 08, 2018
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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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Missus Mummy

A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.
Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.
by ValdoDaSnail Official January 03, 2025
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Missue

An issue or problem that is unique to male members of the species homo sapiens
Guy 1: My girl constantly complains about my small dick.
Guy 2: Damn dude, that’s a serious missue you got there.
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 06, 2018
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Missus Missus Missus

When your small and stout female dog behaves poorly with little remorse for her actions
“Maebie NO!!! Don’t poop on the floor. You’re being a Missus Missus Missus”
by Notguiltyking85 March 01, 2023
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