Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.

Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.

The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!

by lucasrulz May 14, 2010

Dicktionary

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.

Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.

by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009

dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.

Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!

by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009

Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.

Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017