an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.
by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009
Get the melted candle mug.A fat idiot responsible for the bite of ‘87. He is also the man behind the slaughter and committed various war crimes in Iraq. His location is still unknown but his dumb friend spuuder likes to make fun of him. He also likes to say “true as” a lot.
Friend: Hey did you see this funny family guy video from this youtuber lapse?
Friend 2: Stfu thats just melterz you dumb idiot.
Friend 2: Stfu thats just melterz you dumb idiot.
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by iamamanufan January 12, 2011
Get the Face like a melted welly mug.Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.
1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?
2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?
Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.
2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?
Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.
by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009
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Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"
by Paul Dick March 16, 2008
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