1. n. Another euphemism for penis.
2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
by ButterNuts March 10, 2008
Get the midnight meat train mug.A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.
Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”
Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”
Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
by smellie mofo July 21, 2011
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Get the taint meat mug.When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
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Get the Tainted Meat mug.Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?
Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
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