If your from this place you either touch many children are a 6 foot 7 pedo or an 8 sandwich eating waffle copter schmuck named Deeper Impacts for example. Mainly all of the above!
Me: where you from Saville?
The nonce: I’m from kendal mate it’s rite wharm here in Kendal but I’d love to get messy in bownessy.
Me: you ok pal?
The nonce: aye m8 I will be if you send me a bath pic and come to live in big LA9 sonny Jim.
The nonce: I’m from kendal mate it’s rite wharm here in Kendal but I’d love to get messy in bownessy.
Me: you ok pal?
The nonce: aye m8 I will be if you send me a bath pic and come to live in big LA9 sonny Jim.
by PadddeeTheNonce March 01, 2020
When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
by PadddeeTheNonce March 01, 2020
When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
by PadddeeTheNonce March 01, 2020