To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.
Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..
by TKJTG March 21, 2009
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It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
House Party Scenario-
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
by J_Springer August 13, 2010
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My neighbor had to sleep in my room for a week because he was masturciled by his roommate night after night.
by Da Roof February 12, 2008
Get the Masturcile mug.A term first coined by Dr Gregory House in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one's guilt as a prankster.
Wilson:You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you selling me on the notion that you didn't prank. Maybe you self-pranked.
House: I don't masturprank
House: I don't masturprank
by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010
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Get the Masturbreak mug.He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.
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