Masturdriving

To maturbate while driving. This is typically done on long, cross country trips to help pass the time. One must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.

Jim: Dude, I got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
Bill: What happened?
Jim: I was masturdriving down I-81 and the cop saw me.
Bill: Ah shit..

by TKJTG March 21, 2009

Masturcrate

A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.

It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.

House Party Scenario-

Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.

Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.

Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!

by J_Springer August 13, 2010

Masturcile

To force a roommate from one's room or residence in order to masturbate.

My neighbor had to sleep in my room for a week because he was masturciled by his roommate night after night.

by Da Roof February 12, 2008

masturprank

A term first coined by Dr Gregory House in season 6 episode 13 to denote the feigning of a practical joke on oneself to avert suspicion from other people about one's guilt as a prankster.

Wilson:You created empirical proof that I didn't prank you selling me on the notion that you didn't prank. Maybe you self-pranked.

House: I don't masturprank

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Masturcramp

When you're masturbating so ferociously that once you're done, your arm - from your elbow to your shoulder - will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.

Last night i was masturbating so hard that when i was done a had a terrible Masturcramp.

by Mastur Chief August 6, 2011

Masturbreak

To stop doing something in order to masturbate

I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak

by Sorkov November 20, 2010

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014