Skip to main content

masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.
"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".
by Surly Q August 20, 2012
mugGet the masterblasterbating mug.

Masterblasterer

To be the King of pleasuring women using only fingers swiftly and efficiently.
"He was such a masterblasterer, I could tell he had experience."
by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016
mugGet the Masterblasterer mug.

chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
mugGet the chronic live masturbater mug.

masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.
MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)
by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010
mugGet the masterblaster mug.

masterblaster

Also known as a speedball (an intravenous injection of heroin and cocaine at the same time)
I feel so fucking awesome right now after doing that nice masterblaster!
by OGJ.O.E. May 13, 2015
mugGet the masterblaster mug.

strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.
It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.
by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006
mugGet the strait anal masturbater mug.

Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu
“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!
by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Masturbater mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email