Masturblisters

Blisters from way too much masturbation either on your hands or penis.

I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.

by bransey99 February 25, 2009

masturblaster

A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.

Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.

by scodder April 18, 2010