masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

by Surly Q August 20, 2012

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Masterblasterer

To be the King of pleasuring women using only fingers swiftly and efficiently.

"He was such a masterblasterer, I could tell he had experience."

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

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a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.

oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater

by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010

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masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.

MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)

by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010

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masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011

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