masterpiece

to be so incredibly awesome, that it's majesty is overwhelming, so much, that you could practically jizz your pants while viewing it

Holy shit! That chick has the best looking breast's i have ever seen, masterpiece.

The keyboard intro to HIM's Killing Loneliness is so fucking awesome! Masterpiece.

by tim koch October 30, 2005

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbile

To sexile your roommate in order to beat off. No contact with another living, breathing organism is actually involved.

God damn't! My roommate masterbiled me again. He should just get a girlfriend.

by white thunda April 12, 2009

The Masterpiece

Something so great that it humbles all who stand before it. A true Perfection that cannot be duplicated.

"Sergical Strike", "Chris Masters"

by Horse Radish April 16, 2005

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

Masterbreading

Pleasuring your reproductive organs with bread

"What's she doing" said Joe "Probably Masterbreading upstairs"

by Masterbreader May 9, 2018

masterbreak

taking a break from something you SHOULD be doing to masterbate just because you have the time

Im tired of folding clothes. think I'll take a masterbreak.

by junewho August 4, 2008