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Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗
His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!
by Tinarr August 7, 2022
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Martini Henry

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.
There's a good fellow
by fat b'stard July 4, 2011
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martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long
I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.
by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007
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Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008
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Martini bar

A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.
Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.
by Johnson Thomas March 13, 2011
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Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.
I would never do a Martini de la Mort.
by PingaPal June 16, 2017
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martini glasses

Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.
Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!

Word! Martini glasses, them is!
by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
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