marjumbo

The name for an oversized martini because...well, nobody wants a small one. Place of origin; Tutto Mundo's, Charlotte, NC. see: Matt 'the bartender'.

Why do people call them martini's? No one wants a small one, they should be called marjumbo's.

by Christopher Nizer November 10, 2007

Brown Marksman

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off

Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!

by kendoomus March 27, 2012

Maryum

The funniest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her eyes are her best feature and she drives guys crazy. She's different from other girls and stands out because of her uniqueness and pretty face. Usually a brunette with brown eyes. She's the new girl every wants to know.

Mark: Your girlfriend's such a maryum.
Jacob : I know man she's amazing in bed.

by jacobmasta April 7, 2013

Maryum

A type that is pure, precious, untouched, angelic, innocent, though intelligent and capable. A diamond-in-the-rough/pearl-in-the-ocean sorta princess. Usually royalty. An incredibly beautiful and selfless person. Usually one who is very active and otherwise very fit and sexy. Smells like roses, jasmine, and orange blossom. She's a very smart person who is prone to success & happiness. She always looks good no matter what.

marymariamaryammaryum

by blackiceee May 2, 2011

Needless Markup

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

by KChristieH October 10, 2007

Markus

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.

That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?

by TotalyNotMarkus August 21, 2013

Markus

A man who has a giving and loving heart of gold. He has a smile and a laugh that will make any girl instantly fall in love. He is always true to his word and faithful in a relationship. He always looks for ways to please people, and finds ways to make everything better. He is the best friend and lover anyone could have. It's even been said he has some sort of super power, and is the worlds greatest video gamer!

Angel: Markus is the most amazing person in the universe !

by ADM201101 August 14, 2011