mach fuck

as fast as one could possibly ever even imagining going.

i took that turn at mach fuck.

by Birrick April 4, 2009

Ralph Macchio

The hottest heartthrob of the 80’s. Literally the most genuine personality and a super adorable face. Really funny and a perfect man.

Have you seen Ralph Macchio? He’s perfection.

by cxxmk June 3, 2020

Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A

Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!

by Josie Lee January 24, 2014

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

machalavian

Someone who doesnt know how to spell Machiavellian

"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"

by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005

Machead

A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.

Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!

by Nwscott June 29, 2016

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019