Mace

The antidote to the chronic condition of "Abzism" - a debilitating disease where your mouth gets slowly replaced by a bull's arsehole over years of just being Abz. Presence of a Mace means that Abzism in the affected patient will eventually disintegrate to the realisation that the defective gene "Abz" is nothing more than a big pink softy.

"Your mum is going into abz-a-phylactic shock, give her 10 units of Macejuice. See, immediate response..... she's stopped mooing."

by Lickidemuff April 16, 2005

mace

To "mace" someone is to take them for a ride, or to steal something off them.
Taken from the famous pugilist Jem Mace, a bareknuckle champion so respected that he never had to pay for anything, just taking what he wanted.

"That little college boy had his hat maced off him!"

by bullhammer September 10, 2003

Mace

A fiery red head named Mamrie and a vacation dad named Grace, the most adorable people alive......when I say people I mean goddess

A: do you ship mace?
B: whose mace?
A:we can no longer be friends, Grace and Mamrie are life

by Mamrie is adorable June 23, 2017

mace

The mad song by Monstrum Sepsis

Do you see what I see?

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Mace

The official and best ship name(other then “kaydon”ofc)

“Mace is a weapon”trying to ignore the fact that this is happening and btw it was said by Jace (a member of the ship ‘Mace’”

by Oh hi. Sashsjxj h March 27, 2019

Mace

The wee shop cross from coop in gtown on spey thats kinda a shithole.. good chikcen doe

Aw keen to go to MACE??

by Scott paterson September 3, 2020

Mace

Lowes pipe covered in pink duck tape and a foam ball with push pops sharpened to be a weapon

Hey stay back man don't make me mace you!!

by Stitch The Great May 17, 2021