kumquat

Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.

Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.

Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!

Guy 1: She died.

by DDKankerlijer August 9, 2012

kumquat

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

guy: Hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great ass!
girl: Ohh.. I can't.. remember last time, you know I get kumquats when that happens!

by toplulz March 2, 2014

Kumquat

Someone who often makes simple mistakes or misunderstands simple instructions.

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument ya kumquat.

by Skycralo June 28, 2019

kumquat

a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face

Justin gave Mandy a kumquat special

by Natashacampbell January 17, 2008

Kumquat

older woman who preys on younger men, mutlicolored orange hai.
Normally has their boyfriend superwhipped when they can't hangout with their friends especially that are girls

She's being such a kumquat, he can't hang out with anyone

by popcorn12345678910 May 27, 2010

kumquat

i love you

hayley: “kumquat”
sam: “ditto”

by Breenieweenie22 March 22, 2021

kumquat

A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.

Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!

by DeverauxPlymouth February 10, 2020