kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature

John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis

by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010

kantsii

Kind hearted soul with a massive cock

Man I wish I was a Kantsii

by Suknut November 19, 2020

kanosha

Kanosha is very attractive. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Her personality will make you want to be around her more and more. In some ways, she is addictive. She makes you feel comfortable around her, making you want to spend time and hang out with her even more. She helps others in anyway she can. She is very emotional at times, but if you screw her over you will regret it.

Ex. Kanosha is very sweet.

by JumpingJugs October 8, 2013

kantot

ang paglabas-masok ng tite sa puke o sa puwet o sa kahit na anong butas ng katawan.

kantutin mo si ineng sa ilong.

by hamabba-ratbu October 21, 2003

kactosophobia

The fear of cacti. Don't laugh those plants can be scary!

Will has kactosophobia, he won't go within 20 feet of a cactus.

by toastednugget December 21, 2017

The Great Kantou Desert

A phrase inspired by the popular TV series "Desert Punk". The phrase can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. "Owning the Desert" would make you the main character of the series "Desert Punk", stating that you are in complete control over a situation or things are going well for you. "Lost in the Kantou Desert" would mean you lost control over the situation, or you are downright hopeless. Also can be interpreted into a taunt of some kind. It can be cut down to terms like Kantou, Owning the Desert, etc.

Also see "Desert Punk"

Guy A: I finally got John to stop hitting on my girlfriend!

Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!

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*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*

Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!

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Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.

Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.

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Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.

Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!

by Anonymous234785 January 28, 2009

Baten Kaitos

Probably the greatest video game to ever be released. It was made for Gamecube. If you don't have it, buy it. Or I'll go all Howard Dean on y'all.

"Baten Kaitos is the best."

by Mewgal February 21, 2005