jellycock

penile disfunction ur penis will not get erect

my jellycock did not harden up tonight, my mother is very disappointed

by samisbad February 15, 2022

Jollocks

An alternative word for "crap", "balls" or "bollocks".
Can also be used as an insult to others.

"Jollocks" exclaimed Jess

As an insult:
"oh Hayz stop being such a jollocks narny" said Jess

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009

Lollycock

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.

Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019

jellycoke

Jelly coke is a super fine witted funny guy who’s into jellies and cocaine.

Omg Jellycoke is so fine!!!!

by anonymous November 26, 2021

jellycoke

Jelly coke is a super fine witted funny guy who’s into jellies and cocaine.

Omg Jellycoke is so fine!!!!

by anonymous November 26, 2021

pollycock

Pollycock is an expression of great gratitude or surprise. It's mainly used with friends or family, and It's also an imitation of British slang.

Were you able to rob the bank, Jimmy???

Fuck yeah, I did!

"Pollycock!"

by Meezimoo December 14, 2021

bollycock

It is a word with many uses it all depends on the context. It's mainly a verb, onomatopoeia, or censorship but can mean an assortment of things.

Bollycock!!! (Wow!)
don't give a bollycock (fuck)
You are my bollycock friend (nice or annoying(

by Mr. Lemon July 6, 2023