jol-E-won-ker
An adjective, adverb, verb, or noun referencing an object that is somehow not how it is supposed to be. Can be used in place of such words as "
broken", "damaged", "crooked", "
fucked up", "wobbly", "messed up" etc. When used as a verb, jollywonkered is past tense;
future tense is the same as the noun form, simply "jollywonker". "Jollywonkering" is also sometimes used as the present-tense verb form...synonymous with "messing around", "playing", "breaking", "ruining" etc.
1(Adjective): The earthquake shook the building so
hard that everything inside is jollywonkered.
2(Adverb): Wow, that
guy is missing his left leg and he is walking all jollywonkered like.
3(Verb, Past-tense): I don't know how you jollywonkered that Kama Sutra position up enough to dislocate your shoulder last night.
4(Noun): Only a jollywonker like you would confuse the Cleveland Steamer and the
Dirty Sanchez!
5(Verb, Present-tense): Stop jollywonkering around with that thing in public.
