2 definitions by Holy Moseph!

Jollocks

An alternative word for "crap", "balls" or "bollocks".
Can also be used as an insult to others.

"Jollocks" exclaimed Jess

As an insult:
"oh Hayz stop being such a jollocks narny" said Jess

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009

Dave-o-pedia

When someone knows the answer to every question that is asked of them, no matter what the subject matter, time of day or amount of alcohol consumed.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.

"dude your brother is Dave-o-pedia" said Hayley to Nicola

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009