johning

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services

Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?

by Cecestud June 18, 2008

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

johnyong

A gay married Korean couple from ' NCT'
Who had about 21 kids

Example : Johnny Seo + Lee TAEYONG

JohnYong is such a cute parents

by 127squad December 1, 2020

Johnnysinsophobia

Having a fear of Johnny Sins

Scrolling through PornHub you see him you have johnnysinsophobia NO NO NO NO NO NO BITCH HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS gatorade me bitch MAGNETS!

by DarkoDuc August 23, 2022

Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009