john

john is your perfect shy adorable guy. His smile warms your heart if you ever pass by him in the hallways it would be impossible to contain your squeal because DAMN. plz date me
john is fine

damn did you see john today
by shhicanttell April 27, 2019
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John is the most amazing leader you will ever meet. He is not only known as a great brother but a compassionate and generous spectacular lover! If you ever get the chance to meet John be will obviously be your ideal friend husband or Sir.
by Jjswagisawesome November 25, 2019
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Did you see John over there?
Yes, he is a BASTARD!!
by johnssidewife October 03, 2018
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he is a nice person and will be a great best friend. he always hangs out with the most stupidest people/group.
person 1 : hey did u see john

person 2 : yeah he is my best friend
by TheOneAndOnlyNessa101 November 13, 2018
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the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!
by johva December 11, 2021
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someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
by xrxxxcday July 27, 2021
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“john is so amazing
by _ljl_ December 22, 2021
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