jizzard 

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

jizzard by d0rk May 24, 2004

jizzard 

A spermacious lizard

Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.

jizzard by Orly's October 4, 2005

Jizzard 

The act of one man ejaculating into/onto another mans penis while the other does the same.

"Last night my boyfriend and I had a jizzard in the public bathroom

Jizzard by Gahd February 21, 2014

jizzard 

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.

Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!

jizzard by Andrew aka Dirdy Sanchez September 27, 2003

jizzard 

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.

"My friend Cory is a jizzard."

jizzard by Lenniz August 24, 2006

Jizard 

A combination of the two most powerful dork forms known to the Universe. Jedi, and Wizards.

And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.

Jizard by epilepticanon November 29, 2011

Jizztard 

A retard who doesn't know how to jizz.
Or how to masterbate.

Bob Marley was a Jizztard

Jizztard by Mr.Whippy XD November 22, 2010