goob

a silly, ridiculous person; a peanut-head
*you never message me
-you're always idle
-goob
by d0rk April 19, 2004
mugGet the goobmug.

jizzard

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)
Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!
by d0rk May 24, 2004
mugGet the jizzardmug.