jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

jindal

noun: a dude's junk

Bitch was slammin on my jindal last night.

by drpoon3 February 11, 2009

jinx

A superstitious term meaning to give something bad luck or misfourtune

He hadnt got a bad grade all year, but by mentioning that to his friend he jinxed it.

by Crackie The Killa May 5, 2004

jinx tko

A highly skilled individual who cannot function effectively in a team environment.

"Jinxy Cat Jinxy Cat where are you?"

by supadrai December 3, 2003

Jindaled

v. The act of being used as a representative to show diversity within a group that lacks it. See Also: token

Lone woman in English Department: The Chair of my department Jindaled me!
He: What did he do?
She: Asked me to give a speech to the College on Diversity.

by Artavazd February 25, 2009

Jinxism

Jinxism is the religion in with we praise and worship the god of chaos, Jinxus Crimes.

Cultis- uh, believer 1: yo do you believe in Jinxism?

believer 2: yeah I do, what about you (non believer's name)?

Non believer: no I don't.

by !_JustanotherPerson_! September 6, 2023

Jeffries Jinx

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019