jalapeño fingers

When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah

Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"

jalapeño fingers by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014

jalapeno torpedo 

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

jalapeno torpedo by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

jalapeno butt 

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

jalapeno butt by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

jalapenegro 

1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway

Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...

jalapenegro by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008

jalapanus 

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

jalapanus by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalapeno Sky Raisin 

A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.

"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."

Jalapeno Sky Raisin by Biagio X October 29, 2020

jalapeno asshole 

A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.

**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.

Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.

Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!

jalapeno asshole by EricTheRed November 14, 2004