Ion

A way of saying "I don't."

Emily: Why are you spreading lies about me?
Veronica: Ion lie

by avaq January 9, 2019

ion

the dumbest shit since since the fucking cringe of Logan Paul

p1; ion what to do

p2; i known what u should do?
p1; what?
p2; kill yourself for being so fucking dumb

by DADDY BABY MAMA June 6, 2018

Ion

It is used for idiots who don’t know how to spell “I don’t”

Ion know about you but I’m feelin 22

by Frankie geee October 27, 2019

ion

Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.

No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.

by UberChoob May 30, 2006

ion

it is a lazy way of saying i don't. i don't know how that makes any sense.

ion wanna babysit

by monamona July 7, 2018

ION

An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. In more humorous uses, it can 'ironically' segue into something actually strongly related to the first topic. Compare BTW.

... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.

by adick87 January 11, 2009

ion

A excellent paintball gun. At the price of 285 it comes with ramping and break beam eyes. Competes with gun 2x or 3x it's price. Made by Smart Parts inc.

Paintball gun low priced.

by Paint Freak 98 April 4, 2005