-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.
-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.
-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.
As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
Get the Instaban mug.The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
by SpicyKB October 20, 2007
Get the instabust mug.The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"
Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?
How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.
Dude, sounds like you're jelly!
How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.
Dude, sounds like you're jelly!
by cvboom April 8, 2013
Get the Instabrag mug.Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.
by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019
Get the Instabitch mug.The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.
by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
Get the Instabaiting mug.Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!
by BobbyScott August 19, 2018
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