Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

Instakarma

When a little shit head kicks a ball at your house, with intent to damage, but the ball bounces back at him, and hits him in the face instead.

Instakarma is hilarious.

by Daytona Ann Hodank July 8, 2017

instabear

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles

After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear

by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable

Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"

by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015