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inFUCKtion

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inFUCKtion : an infection of any kind, whether it is viral or bacterial that really pisses you the fuck off because of the damage it is causing.

Past tense -
inFUCKted can also be used for the ones that are lucky enough to survive an infection.
My mom and Joyce, my best friends, both died of an inFUCKtion that were resistant to antibiotics.

The number of confirmed case of people with the Coronavirus doesn’t equal the number of the inFUCKted people plus the number of recovered people no matter where you look.
by FallNHeartBreaker May 18, 2020
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accretive-induction

The hypothesis that sound co-located-with-itself creates light.

Ie. Sound moving at uncountable speed.
Sound is the only emergent phenomenon that can be superimposed on the same location twice.

Ie. Two similar-sounding words occupy the same space.

Accretive-induction states that light is the result of sound's ability to co-locate itself in the same space.
by sandraxine September 28, 2020
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engineers induction

Engineers induction is assuming a statement is always true once it is true on a few small cases
Alice: 3, 5, and 7 are prime, so all odd numbers must be prime by engineers induction
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Intunition

Intuition at a social level: being aware of and sensitive to the needs of others - being ‘in tune’ with them.
Her intunition was highly advanced - she could sense exactly how a person felt as soon as they entered a room, and was able to empathise with them immediately.
by SMiLeY QuEeN May 26, 2018
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indunction munction

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
by Thomual October 7, 2005
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infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.
The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.
by dar ted April 28, 2006
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infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...
If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.
by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010
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