infucktion

An infection contracted through sexual intercourse...

Twat was that? I cunt hear. I have an infucktion in my ear.

by Seth November 29, 2004

InFucktion

When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.

Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

inFUCKtion

Definition-

inFUCKtion : an infection of any kind, whether it is viral or bacterial that really pisses you the fuck off because of the damage it is causing.

Past tense -
inFUCKted can also be used for the ones that are lucky enough to survive an infection.

My mom and Joyce, my best friends, both died of an inFUCKtion that were resistant to antibiotics.

The number of confirmed case of people with the Coronavirus doesn’t equal the number of the inFUCKted people plus the number of recovered people no matter where you look.

by FallNHeartBreaker May 18, 2020

infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...

If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.

by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010

Infucktion

An infection obtained via sexual means.

Dude 1: Why are you wearing your glasses? Usually you wear contacts.
Dude 2: I gave myself an eye infucktion.
Dude 1: How's you manage that?
Dude 2: I was beating my meat and it got in my eye

by gwh1996 August 7, 2012