one who loves rear-ends obsessively.
He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.
having gay cowboy sex
Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.
Buy a
brokeback-mounted
mug!
a long time having passed
Mary Wanna couldn't remember his name because Woodtock was forever-ago.
If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.
The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.
what a female STD is.
A yeast infection can be very cuntagious if not treated.
When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.
Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.
