Mashed chickpeas seasoned with lemon, pepper, and salt. It is usually served with vegetables, pretzel chips, and pita. Occasionally it is used as a face mask. The ingredients in hummus can vary as they come in a variety of flavors. Rich people eat this sh*t. In addition, hummus has the consistency of diarrhea. Enjoy!
In a lunch room:
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: “Son! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!”
Rich kid: “My mother. And it’s called Hummus.”
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: “Son! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!”
Rich kid: “My mother. And it’s called Hummus.”
by Rich_the poor kid November 26, 2018
An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2020
A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.
by koothrappali July 10, 2012
LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.
by broder_gloosys October 10, 2009
1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
by agoraphone August 29, 2011
The hummus economy cynically refers to the economic situation in Lebanon, the country where hummus originated.
The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.
The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.
The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
Q: What economic model fits Lebanon in recent years?
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.
El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.
El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
by JHRLY October 26, 2020
by J J street 2 November 19, 2010