Hort

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"
Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!
by J-Lil July 04, 2006
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Hort

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 07, 2008
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too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example
by kent May 11, 2003
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hort peanus

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus
by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022
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Hort Peanus

When yuor peanus hort so bad
by HubbartJimson February 28, 2022
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Hort

The Hort has killed us.
by Wargom July 14, 2024
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