horseface 

a person who has facial similarities to a horse. usually the person has large gums that make their teeth scene up everyone elses business, so that they often say, "shit, did you see that girl who looks like a horse, i mean god damn."

"i have a visual on horseface, god damn she looks like a horse"

horseface by jkjkjklololol January 2, 2008

Horseface 

An elongated human face that most closely resembles either the face of an animal from the Equidae family, of the face of an adult that most probably suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The most prominent and public example of a horseface is the one recently displayed by Eli Manning after the Philadelphia Eagles defense destroyed his will.

Holy crap, did you see Eli's horseface after he threw an interception to Asante Samuel? It is so nasty that I just threw-up in my mouth. He really looks scared out there.

Horseface by Briwn Dawkins January 13, 2009

horseface 

Un-attractive, annoying, attention-seeking person.

Misty is a horseface.

horseface by against-horseface March 15, 2008

housewarming party up topper 

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

housewarming party up topper by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008

horseface 

WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.

Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."
Dude #2 "Who cares!"

horseface by peppattyisnotgay January 31, 2008

horseface 

Usually referring to a chick. Pertains to the physical characteristics of a girl's face. Characteristics include big buck teeth, protruding chin, and/or obnoxious naying sounds while breathing.

That SBC chick is a total horseface, so it's no wonder she has slept with all of HSC.

horseface by Babbaganoosh August 31, 2005

Horseface 

A person with a big protruding long nose that resembles a horse due to its size and length

Pres Trump denied being attracted to her “Don’t associate me with Horseface”

Horseface by Julia Caesar October 18, 2018